Did you wonder where Jess A. and Ima’s introduction went? We got a bit side-tracked and Jess took the time to post some of his pictures. We hope you enjoy viewing and thinking about them.
Meantime, we want to tell you a bit about the PHOOL PHAMILY and their story. The PHOOLS are like most ordinary phamilies — they have their quirks and foibles, if you know what we mean – and with a name like “PHOOL”, what do you expect!
Just so you know here’s a brief sketch of our phamily. JESS A.’s grandpa was JESS B SIMPLE; and JESS A.’s daddy took his mother’s last name (PHOOL); IMA was the granddaughter of MS UNDERSTOOD and MS UNDERSTOOD’s daughter, BEE married REE LEE SERIOUS, so IMA’S maiden name is SERIOUS.
JESS’s daddy is DASTARD LEE PHOOL and his uncle on his daddy’s side is MUSTABENNA and his aunt on his daddy’s side is NOE. (JESS A. and IMA call them UNCLE BEN and AUNT NOE, out of respect because they’ve lived with them off and on for several years and consider themselves a complete part of the PHOOL phamily). JESS A. has two brothers: IBENNA and EUASTA (who married TRIDABEE nee SERIOUS, who is IMA’s sister; and JESS A. has two sisters: EUALLA and WEESA.
IMA has one brother, CAIN B., and two sisters, YUSO and TRIDABEE (who, if you remember), married EUASTA PHOOL). JESS A. married IMA nee SERIOUS and they have two daughters: BEA A. and LILLO; and two sons: C.A. and UNO, who married WANDABEE nee GOODE and those two have twin boys: EUWANNABEE D. and EUGONNABEE D.
I wanted to mention that I ran into the notes I took when JESS and I tried to search for some of our relatives, (you know, following the 21st Century trend of looking up ancestors) so I thought I’d tell you who showed up. We found: NOTTA ; NEVAH BENNA ; LIL ; R.U.A. ; IZZIA ; B.A. ; C.D. ; MUSS B.A. ; SHEESA; REELIA ; OLE ; MISTAH ; IONA ; AND N.E.O. We haven’t quite figured out just who they belong to or where they fit in, but just because of their names we are quite willing to attest to the fact that they are really and truly PHOOLS. … Bye for now, IMA!